I’m sorry sleep, if you’ll come back to me I promise I’ll never cheat on you with homework, the xbox, or my roommates ever again!

futurecatladies:

disgustinganimals:

colonel—dog:

buzzfeed:

sometimes “if i fits, i sits” isn’t the best motto.

so is there a scientific animal behaviorist or whatever reason for cats just trying to squeeze into everything?

a clever ruse. don’t fall for it. they’re just trying to avoid responsibility. i rarely see cat owners ask their cats to do the dishes after they attempt these sorts of sheningans, so clearly cats are onto something.

this is why I always laught when people talk about cats as “graceful creatures”

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iguanamouth:

oh

I just lost the ability to even if I wasn’t on the toilet I woulda crapped myself

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Pfft they have never been to Florida!  Hot and humid in the morning Hot and practically breathing soup humid in the afternoonAnd less hot at night

Pfft they have never been to Florida!
Hot and humid in the morning
Hot and practically breathing soup humid in the afternoon
And less hot at night

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